Ving Rhames also returns from the original Piranha, minus his legs. There are thousands of them and they are pissed! It has one main action sequence, where piranhas get into the filtration system of an aquatic theme park. To think that this premise was the collective creative input of three writers and three editors boggles the mind. He watches a little boy get decapitated and then calls him a moron. I'll always prefer Joe Dante's classic film, and it didn't need a remake. You can tell by its laughable story arc.
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His stepdaughter Maddy Danielle Panabaker , a marine biologist, is aghast at the changes made, but her friends are more open to them. The opening scene of the movie - and I swear I'm not exaggerating this - features a cameo by Gary Busey as a fisherman investigating a floating dead cow full of piranha babies, and he is killed when he lights the cow's farts and it explodes. But I always thought that the DD measurement was to indicate a relatively big size, having more breast than average. CST This review has to be from a plant. I'll be watching it in theaters again.
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Marine biology student Maddy Danielle Panabaker returns home for the summer to find that her stepfather David Koechner has turned the family water park into a sex attraction, advertising busty lifeguards and an "adult pool" full of naked women. The whole film made me nauseous, and the deaths of several people were fake as fake can be. Language is also very strong, with many uses of "f--k" and "s--t," as well as beer drinking and pot smoking. Maybe, depending on your tolerance for intentional badness as opposed to unintentional badness, which is ALWAYS funnier. A few scenes warrant water splashing on the lens.